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From craigslist.org
Best of craigslist is a plethora of rants and lulz, but this right here is one of my favorite rants to date. I know a lot of you are gonna TL;DR, thats fine.
Date: 2010-02-26, 11:35AM PST
Dear University Alumni Office,
I’m sorry to hear that the university’s $750 million endowment has fallen in value to $500 million because of the recession and because your bank died. I’m also sorry to hear that you’re dealing with declining enrollment due to the fact that middle-class families are no longer willing or able to bet their homes on a $45,000-a-year higher education for their children. I really am.
So, what I want to know is, why are you wasting money on glossy fundraising brochures full of meaningless synonyms for the word “Excellence”? And, why are you sending them to ME? Yes, I know that I got a master’s degree at your fine institution, but that master’s degree hasn’t done jack shit for me since I got it! I have been unemployed for the past TWO YEARS and I am now a professional resume-submitter, sending out dozens of resumes a month to employers, and the degree I received in your hallowed halls is at the TOP OF IT and it doesn’t do a fucking thing.
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Challenge the rock
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
To hug the mountain
To envelop…that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop…that mountain
To hug the mountain
…that mountain
…that mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain.