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(216) 687-1660

now seriously…

I’m honestly not quite sure what to say about Marc Brown and Norton Furniture, other than his commercials are probably the best use of your time at any give time. It’s like the Sam Adams of YouTube.

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Date: 2010-02-26, 11:35AM PST

Dear University Alumni Office,

I’m sorry to hear that the university’s $750 million endowment has fallen in value to $500 million because of the recession and because your bank died. I’m also sorry to hear that you’re dealing with declining enrollment due to the fact that middle-class families are no longer willing or able to bet their homes on a $45,000-a-year higher education for their children. I really am.

So, what I want to know is, why are you wasting money on glossy fundraising brochures full of meaningless synonyms for the word “Excellence”? And, why are you sending them to ME? Yes, I know that I got a master’s degree at your fine institution, but that master’s degree hasn’t done jack shit for me since I got it! I have been unemployed for the past TWO YEARS and I am now a professional resume-submitter, sending out dozens of resumes a month to employers, and the degree I received in your hallowed halls is at the TOP OF IT and it doesn’t do a fucking thing.
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Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
To hug the mountain
To envelop…that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop…that mountain
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…that mountain
…that mountain

He wants to make love to the mountain.

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EXHIBIT / EVENT

Where: MCAD
Price: free [ Opening reception 6-8 p.m. Fri., May 28 ]

Design studio Aesthetic Apparatus is arguably the Twin Cities’ most lauded poster designer. The MCAD Gallery’s latest exhibit takes a look at its impressive first decade—one year after the fact. The retrospective gathers the prodigious output of sole employees Dan Ibarra and Michael Byzewski, who founded AA 11 years ago as an after-hours project away from their “real” design jobs.

When:
Daily from Thu., May 27 until Sun., June 27
The opening reception is from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Friday, May 28.

“AAXI” highlights every limited-edition poster Aesthetic Apparatus has turned out since it formed, including show posters for the likes of Grizzly Bear and the Hold Steady, and art prints from the well-known Doom Drip series. It even expands beyond 2D works to include half-jokingly venerated studio artifacts: wire and clips from AA’s first workspace, rubber stamp designs, an infamously ugly studio couch, and the sheet of legal paper where Ibarra and Byzewski first wrote their business plan (“Low art. High prices!”).

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AAXI: A Decade of Aesthetic Apparatus, One Year Late

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Norton Furniture
2106 Payne Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44114-4406
(216) 687-1660

now seriously…

I’m honestly not quite sure what to say about Marc Brown and Norton Furniture, other than his commercials are probably the best use of your time at any give time. It’s like the Sam Adams of YouTube.

he is the monolith